Rocky Horror Picture Show Audience Participation Script – Mortal Journey. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a parody of science fiction and “B” grade horror films, was a popular cult movie that, due to its unique allowance of audience participation during the showing of the movie, developed a tremendous following during the mid to late 1. The following is a audience participation script that can be used by audiences to throw back dialog during key points of the Rocky Horror Picture Show movie. And Flash Gordon was there, in EDIBLE silver underwear. Claude Rains was the invisible man. BUT HE DIDN’T SHOW UP (or WHO’S CLAUDE RAINS?). Then something went wrong, for Faye Wray and King Kong, they got caught in a SEXUAL celluloid jam. Then at a deadly pace, it came ON JANET’S FACE! And this is how the message ran! See androids fighting Brad and Janet. Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet. Carrol, was over a barrel, when tarantula took to the hills. And I really got hot, when I saw JANET’S TWAT Jeanette Scott, fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills. WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRIFFID? Dana Andrews said prunes, gave him the runes THEY GAVE ME THE SHITS! But when worlds collide (BOOM), said George Pal to his bride, I’m going to give you some SEXUAL terrible thrills. See androids fighting AND FUCKING AND SUCKING ON. Brad and Janet (singing along: BRAD AND JANET). Anne Francis stars in WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? I wanna go, oh, ho, ho. WHAT’S THE BEST PLACE TO FUCK? Parents and the grandparents, yes all the close family. ASSHOLE FIGHT! Brad: I don’t think there’s any doubt about that. ![]() It’s all haunted mansions and secret labs, corsets and glitter, sex and the destruction of (arguably pretty boring) innocence—but what are you supposed to get out. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott’s refresher course. THEY USED SUPER GLUE AS A CONTRACEPTIVE! Ralph Hapschatt: Well, to tell you the truth Brad, that was the only reason I showed up in the first place. You ready? Ralph Hapschatt: Looks like Betty’s going to throw her bouquet. THROW IT TO THE SLUT! Janet: I got it! HOW WAS IT? Ralph Hapschatt: Hey big fella (HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?)? Renewed © 2003 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. For the 1975 film version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, American producer Lou Adler wisely mixed the best of the London and Los Angeles stage versions, shooting. IMDb editors highlight the stories, faces, and totally cool remakes that had us buzzing this week. Check out our picks from the week. Rocky Horror Picture Show audience participation script. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a parody of science fiction and “B” grade horror films, was a popular cult. ![]() THE SHADOW KNOWS! Ralph Hapschatt: Well, so long. THINK ABOUT IT ASSHOLE! OLD FARTS! Janet: Oh Brad, wasn’t it wonderful? Didn’t Betty look radiantly beautiful? Oh, I can’t believe that an hour ago she was plain old Betty Monroe, and now! HORSE SHIT! Brad: Yes Janet, Ralph’s a lucky guy. NO HE’S NOT, SHE’S GOT ZITS or LUCKY HELL, BETTY’S GOT THE CLAP! Janet: Yes! OLD Oh, I always cry at weddings. AND LAUGH AT FUNERALS. Brad: Why everyone knows that Betty’s a wonderful little cook. AND A GREAT FUCK! Janet: Yes! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A BILLBOARD IN THE MIDDLE OF A CEMETERY? Brad: Why Ralph himself, he’ll be in line for a promotion in a year or two. Janet: Yes! Brad: Hey Janet. Janet: Yes Brad? Brad: I’ve got something to say. The river was deep, but I swam it. The future is ours so let’s plan it. So please don’t tell me to can it. There’s one thing to say and that’s DAMN IT! The road was long, but I ran it. There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it. HEY RIFF, KILL THAT SMURF! If there’s one fool for you then I am it. I have one thing to say and that’s damn it! ONLY ASSHOLES WRITE ON CHURCH DOORS. Here’s the ring to prove that I’m no joker. There’s three ways that love can grow. HOW DO YOU SPELL SLUT? J- A- N- E- T I love you so! Janet: Oh, this is nicer than Betty Monroe had. Now we’re engaged and I’m so glad. That you FUCKED MOM AND YOU BLOW DAD. There’s one thing to say and that’s: Brad, I’m mad for A SCREW! Janet! Janet: For you. Brad: I WANT TO SCREW YOU TOO! I love you too- oo- oo- oo. Brad and Janet: There’s one thing left to do THAT’S SCREW! And that’s go see the man who began it. When we met in his science exam- it. PLAY WITH YOURSELF ASSHOLE! Made me give you the eye and then panic. JANET Now I’ve one thing to say and that’s DAMN IT! THANK YOU! Criminologist: WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING NECK? I would like, YOU WOULD, WOULDN’T YOU? NOT THE BOOK, THE MOVIE! THREE PAGES TO ASSHOLE, TWO PAGES TO ASSHOLE, ONE PAGE TO ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE! AND A STATEMENT TO PROVE IT! SLUT AND A STATEMENT TO PROVE IT! It seemed a fairly ordinary night, when Brad Majors ASSHOLE, and his fiancee’ Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton, that late November evening IT WAS AUGUST! Everett Scott KISS ASS! AND A STATEMENT TO PROVE IT! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU MASTURBATE? It’s true, there were dark storm clouds. IS IT ALSO TRUE YOU’RE CONSTIPATED? It’s true also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, LIKE YOU NECK! HEY CHUCKIE, WHAT WAS IT? I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President YOU CALL THAT A PRESIDENT?, I must put the interests of America first. WHAT DOES AMERICA NEED? American needs a full time President, WHAT ELSE? They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. Brad: Yes Janet, life’s pretty cheap for that type. DON’T EAT THAT, IT’LL GIVE YOU ZITS! Janet: What’s the matter Brad darling? THERE’S CUM ON THE WINDSHIELD! Brad: Hmmm, we must’ve take a wrong fork a few miles back. FORK YOU! Janet: But then where did that motorcyclist come from? DETROIT OR TOKYO! Brad: Well, I guess we’ll just have to turn back. Janet: What was that bang? IT WAS A GANG BANG! Brad: We must have a blowout, damn it! I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I’ll go for help. Janet: Where will you go? We’re in the middle of nowhere. Brad: HEY ASSHOLE, WHAT’S WHITE AND SELLS HAMBURGERS? Didn’t we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? CHEER Maybe they have a telephone I could use. CASTLES DON’T HAVE PHONES ASSHOLE. Janet: I’m going with you. Brad: Oh darling, there’s no sense in both of us getting wet. Janet: I’m coming with you! BUY AN UMBRELLA YOU CHEAP BITCH! LIGHT UP THE SIGN PLEASE. HEY JANET, LOOK OUT FOR THE SLUT EATING TREE! IT WAS A PLANET JANET. No matter what WHEN, WHERE, WHY, AND HOW. WHAT’S IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR? There’s a light, over at the EPCOTT CENTER. There’s a light, burning in the fireplace. There’s a light, a light, in the darkness of everybody’s life. THREE! Riff Raff: SING IT RIFF! Darkness must go down the river of night’s dreaming. HOW ABOUT A CLOSE- UP RIFF? Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming into my life. LOOK OUT FOR THE INDOOR LIGHTNING MACHINE! There’s a light, burning in the fireplace. There’s a light, a light, in the darkness of everybody’s life. Criminologist: HEY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet, and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. Or had they? Janet: Oh Brad, let’s go back! I’m cold and I’m frightened? WHY DOES JANET HAVE A CONDOM IN HER HAIR? Brad: Just a moment Janet. They may have a phone. DING DONG, ASSHOLE CALLING. Riff Raff: SAY HELLO RIFF! My name’s Brad Majors ASSHOLE. I wonder if you might help us, you see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use? Riff Raff: You’re wet. NO SHIT! Brad: Yes! Riff Raff: DO YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER? I DON’T THINK THAT I CAN COME THAT FAR! Janet: SAY SOMETHING NICE JANET. HEY BRAD, SHOW US HOW ASSHOLES FLY. Oh Brad, I’m frightened! What kind of place is this? Brad: Oh, it’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes. YEAH RICH WEIRDOES! Riff Raff: HEY RIFF, WHICH WAY? It’s one of the master’s affairs. WHICH ONE? Janet: Oh, lucky him. Magenta: You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, THE BANISTER’S LUCKY! It’s astounding, time is fleeting. Madness, takes it’s toll, but listen closely? I’ve got to keep control. I remember, doing the Time Warp! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Criminologist: HOW’S IT DONE? It’s just a jump to the left. OR SOMEBODY ELSE’S! Transylvanians: You bring your knees in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Magenta: It’s so dreamy. So you can’t see me DO YOU DOUCHE? WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR DONE? In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions. WHERE ARE YOUR BREASTS? Where secluded, CAN YOU SEE THIS? OH SHIT! Riff Raff: With a bit of the mind flip. Magenta: You’re into the time slip! FUCK THAT BIRDRiff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same. Magenta: You’re spaced out on sensation. Riff Raff: WHAT’S THE AUDIENCE? Like you’re under sedation! Transylvanians: Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Columbia: Well I was walking down the street, just a- having a think, when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook- a me up, he took me by surprise, he had a pickup truck and the devil’s eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change, time meant nothing, never would again. Transylvanians: Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Criminologist: It’s just a jump to the left. Transylvanians: And then a step to the right. Criminologist: With your hands on your hips. OR SOMEBODY ELSE’S! Transylvanians: You bring your knees in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, SHOW US HOW YOU MASTURBATE! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR GET YOUR ASS UP OFF THE FLOOR! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! Criminologist: HEY GET THE FUCK OFF THE DESK! It’s just a jump to the left. Transylvanians: And then a step to the right. Criminologist: With your hands on your hips. OR SOMEBODY ELSE’S! Transylvanians: You bring your knees in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again! A BEACHED WHALE, HARPOON IT! Janet: Say something. Brad: SAY SOMETHING STUPID Say? ASSHOLE. Janet: Brad please, let’s get out of here. Brad: BRAD, TELL JANET HOW TO GET OFF! For God’s sake, keep a grip on yourself Janet. Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here. Brad: It’s just a party Janet. Janet: Well I want to go! Brad: Well we can’t go anywhere till I get to a phone. Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone. Brad: Just a moment Janet, we don’t want to interfere with their celebration. Janet: This isn’t the Junior Chamber of Commerce Brad! Rocky Horror Picture Show - The Time Warp Lyrics(Riff Raff) It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll..(Magenta) Ahh..(Riff Raff) But listen closely..(Magenta) Not for very much longer..(Riff Raff) I've got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when. The blackness would hit me.(Riff Raff & Magenta) And the void would be calling.(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.(Guests) And then a step to the right.(Narrator) With your hand on your hips. Amanda. H , Editor. Rock Horror Picture Show's classic . FOX's 2. 01. 6 production of the cult classic was released! Yeoooww.. Ahhhh.(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.(Guests) And then a step to the right.(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.(Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
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